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You might be a prepper if…

Posted on August 4, 2018 by Salty
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You might be a prepper if… I remember the old “you might be a redneck if” jokes were all the rage, and sometimes I think you can look at our family and fill a whole comedy routine with nothing but… Continue Reading →

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Prepping For The Zombie Apocalypse. No, Really!

Posted on May 11, 2018 by Salty
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Let’s just get it right out in the open… I don’t care how serious of a prepper you are, I don’t care how silly the idea is… somewhere, deep in the far reaches of your mind… admit it… you’ve thought… Continue Reading →

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Paranoid Prepper: Bears

Posted on August 23, 2017 by Salty

Bears! People keep telling me that it is futile to prep in the Peoples Republic of New Jersey, but I keep on doing it anyhow.  You might wonder why since New Jersey is a socialist mecca.  The answer is pretty… Continue Reading →

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Humor: The Difference Between Country Folks & City People

Posted on August 12, 2017 by Salty

NOTE: Please do not take anything in this post too seriously, it is said tongue-firmly-in-cheek. I am a country boy. My wife is a country girl. Chances are real good that if you live in a town, my town is… Continue Reading →

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When A Gun Grabber Asked Me How Many Assault Rifles I Owned… (PG-13 Rated)

Posted on July 15, 2017 by Salty
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Him: How many assault rifles do you own? Me: I don’t own any assault rifles, machine guns require a special license to own and I don’t have it. Him: OK, how many “modern sporting rifles” do you own? Me: How… Continue Reading →

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The Prepper’s Glass Of Water

Posted on April 8, 2017 by Mammy

The Prepper’s Glass of water: Photo courtesy Jan Willem Geertsma The Man Of The House: Let’s say someone puts a half glass of water on the table. I say it’s half full. What do you say? Me: Hmmm. Probably half… Continue Reading →

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