The Prepper’s Glass of water:
The Preppers Glass Of Water
Photo courtesy Jan Willem Geertsma
The Man Of The House: Let’s say someone puts a half glass of water on the table. I say it’s half full. What do you say?
Me: Hmmm. Probably half empty.
The Man Of The House: Nope. You’re wrong. Be honest.
Me: I am. Probably half-empty.
The Man Of The House: Nope.
(Silence)
The Man Of The House: This is you. (begins flailing & screaming) WE’RE OUT OF WATER AND WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!
Me: (ROFL) You SO know me….
“Say goodnight, Gracie.”
“Goodnight, Gracie.”