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Salty: Salty is a 50-something year-old white collar worker. He lives in a small community in North Missouri, and he has been married to Spice for over 30 years. Salty’s areas of expertise include firearms and non-firearm weaponry, finance, and computer stuff. 

Spice: Spice is a 50-something year-old scientist. She is an avid fitness enthusiast who enjoys cycling, kickboxing and other physically strenuous activities. She is also an experienced firearms enthusiast.

Mammy: Mammy is a 50-something year-old woman, mother and grandmother who lives in North Missouri. She is Salty’s sister. She comes home at night from work to the “Man Of The House” who is a silent but supportive partner in her activities (and a darned good cook).  Mammy is an expert in frugal homemaking & crafting, and she is also an expert in fruit and food bearing trees and agriculture. She is also an experienced firearms enthusiast.

Alana: Spokesmodel for the project & avid firearms enthusiast.

Paranoid Prepper: Our Jersey based Featured Contributor with an urban/suburban perspective and outlook. 

Terms we use:

The Place: Salty & Spice’s retreat / permaculture farm in progress. 

In Town: Salty & Spice’s in-town residence / permaculture farm in progress

The Range: Could be any number of local and area gun ranges.

The Boys: Pets of any variety, whether male or female, including but not limited to a couple of “Yorkshire Terrorists”.

The Man Of The House: The only one of us who has a lick of sense sometimes

Contact us:

We are looking forward to hearing from you. Please feel free to get in touch via the form below, we will get back to you as soon as possible.

Beans, Bullets, Bandages & You

email: salty at beansbulletsbandagesandyou.com