When A Gun Grabber Asked Me How Many Assault Rifles I Owned… (PG-13 Rated)

Him: How many assault rifles do you own?

Me: I don’t own any assault rifles, machine guns require a special license to own and I don’t have it.

Him: OK, how many “modern sporting rifles” do you own?

Me: How long is your penis?

Him: Excuse me, what did you just say?

Me: I asked how long your penis is.

Him: WTF does that have to do with anything?

Me: Oh, sorry, I thought we were having a session of “asking each other questions that’s none of the other person’s damned business…” 

Him: You guns are my business because you can use them to shoot me.

Me: Your penis size is my business, because you can try to rape me with it.

Him: I would NEVER try to rape anybody!!!!

Me: I would NEVER shoot anybody, so I guess that makes us even.

Him: You gun nuts are all alike!!!

Me: What, you mean we aren’t ashamed to admit the size of our genitals? Yeah, I can see that.

Him: (walks off in a huff)

Me: Thinking “dat’s right, walk away with your high and mighty morals and cashew sized wanker…”

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  1. Very funny. I would love to be able to steal that tack, but I try to avoid gun grabbers.

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